I'm going to venture a guess that you didn't know there was a national holiday for those of us who judge you based upon whether you understand the difference between less and fewer.
Now, you know.
For the remainder of the day, you are required to administer a well-deserved smack to anyone who asks where an item is, "at."
You must also haphazardly strew Spanish moss and kudzu throughout the trees and bushes of anyone you suspect of writing your in place of you're, or miswriting there, their, or there.
The punishment for using non-words, such as irregardless, conversate, or unthaw, will be jail time or a fifty-thousand dollar fine.
Happy National Grammar Day to all!
Remember, every time you use an apostrophe to make a word plural, a puppy dies.
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