It's a boy if:
- You didn't experience morning sickness in early pregnancy. - I did this time, but just got a little queasy with Madeline. Go figure.
- Your baby's heart rate is less than 140 beats per minute. - Nope. 150.
- You are carrying the extra weight out front. - That's where the baby is. Isn't that where I should have extra weight?
- Your belly looks like a basketball. - Too soon to tell.
- You are carrying low. - I think this one's a little higher, actually.
- You are craving salty or sour foods. - YES!! I want to drink pickle juice and eat salt & vinegar chips all day. Mmmm. Tasty.
- You are craving protein -- meats and cheese. - Yuck. Still not a meat eater and I can only tolerate cheese in moderation.
- Your feet are colder than they were before pregnancy. - We live in Alabama. It's 350 degrees outside, 8 months a year. So, no.
- The hair on your legs has grown faster during pregnancy. - Nah.
- Your hands are very dry. - Nope. Still baby soft.
- Your pillow faces north when you sleep. - I'm supposed to take a compass to bed??
- Dad-to-be is gaining weight right along with you. - He's lost a little poundage, to be honest.
- Pregnancy has you looking better than ever. - Ugh. No.
- Your nose is spreading. - Big nose anyway.
- You hang your wedding ring over your belly and it moves back and forth or side to side. - Yes. But, it did that with Madeline, too.
- You are having headaches. - Some, but not as many as the first time.
- You add your age at the time of conception and the number for the month you conceived and the sum is an even number. - This one is tricky because it's based on the Chinese lunar calendar and I conceived in January.
It's a girl if:
- You had morning sickness early in pregnancy - Yep.
- Your baby's heart rate is at least 140 beats per minute. - 150.
- You are carrying the weight in your hips and rear. - If my butt gets any bigger, I can just stand by the couch and Dan can use it as an end table. Let's hope this one never happens!
- Your hair develops red highlights. - Well, since I haven't seen my natural hair color in 20 years, this one is impossible to verify.
- You are carrying high. - See above.
- Your belly looks like a watermelon.
- You are craving sweets. - No more than usual.
- You are craving fruit. - Not really.
- You crave orange juice. - Yes, but only when I'm already thirsty.
- You don't look quite as good as normal during pregnancy. - I really, really don't.
- You are moodier during pregnancy. - Poor, poor Dan.
- Your face breaks out more than usual. - Like the spotted elephant from the Island of Misfit Toys.
- You refuse to eat the heel of a loaf of bread. - Bread is bread.
- Your pillow faces south when you sleep. - Again, I don't think I own a compass.
- You hang your wedding ring over your belly and it moves in circles - See above.
- You add your age at the time of conception and the number for the month you conceived and the sum is an odd number. - See above.
All right, here we go. What's your prediction for the new kid?
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