May 29, 2011

It's time to vote!

We have about a week before we find out if Hamish is a boy or a girl. It's time for a poll! We want to know what you think. So, in case you need a little help to make your decision, here are some old wives' tales to guide you along:

It's a boy if:

  • You didn't experience morning sickness in early pregnancy. - I did this time, but just got a little queasy with Madeline. Go figure.

  • Your baby's heart rate is less than 140 beats per minute. - Nope. 150.

  • You are carrying the extra weight out front. -  That's where the baby is. Isn't that where I should have extra weight?

  • Your belly looks like a basketball. - Too soon to tell.

  • You are carrying low. - I think this one's a little higher, actually.

  • You are craving salty or sour foods. - YES!! I want to drink pickle juice and eat salt & vinegar chips all day. Mmmm. Tasty.

  • You are craving protein -- meats and cheese. - Yuck. Still not a meat eater and I can only tolerate cheese in moderation.

  • Your feet are colder than they were before pregnancy.  - We live in Alabama. It's 350 degrees outside, 8 months a year. So, no.

  • The hair on your legs has grown faster during pregnancy. - Nah.

  • Your hands are very dry. - Nope. Still baby soft.

  • Your pillow faces north when you sleep.  - I'm supposed to take a compass to bed??

  • Dad-to-be is gaining weight right along with you. - He's lost a little poundage, to be honest.

  • Pregnancy has you looking better than ever. - Ugh. No.

  • Your nose is spreading. - Big nose anyway.

  • You hang your wedding ring over your belly and it moves back and forth or side to side.  - Yes. But, it did that with Madeline, too.

  • You are having headaches. - Some, but not as many as the first time.

  • You add your age at the time of conception and the number for the month you conceived and the sum is an even number. - This one is tricky because it's based on the Chinese lunar calendar and I conceived in January.


 

It's a girl if:

  • You had morning sickness early in pregnancy - Yep.

  • Your baby's heart rate is at least 140 beats per minute. - 150.

  • You are carrying the weight in your hips and rear. - If my butt gets any bigger, I can just stand by the couch and Dan can use it as an end table. Let's hope this one never happens!

  • Your hair develops red highlights. - Well, since I haven't seen my natural hair color in 20 years, this one is impossible to verify.

  • You are carrying high.  - See above.

  • Your belly looks like a watermelon.

  • You are craving sweets. - No more than usual.

  • You are craving fruit. - Not really.

  • You crave orange juice. - Yes, but only when I'm already thirsty.

  • You don't look quite as good as normal during pregnancy. - I really, really don't.

  • You are moodier during pregnancy. - Poor, poor Dan.

  • Your face breaks out more than usual. - Like the spotted elephant from the Island of Misfit Toys.

  • You refuse to eat the heel of a loaf of bread. - Bread is bread.

  • Your pillow faces south when you sleep. - Again, I don't think I own a compass.

  • You hang your wedding ring over your belly and it moves in circles - See above.

  • You add your age at the time of conception and the number for the month you conceived and the sum is an odd number. - See above.


All right, here we go. What's your prediction for the new kid?

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